Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it's like iHOP with fire
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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