I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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