Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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