I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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