okay pat passed out under dana's car
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We are all done wearing pants today
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm really busy with my period
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