My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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