Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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