I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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