He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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