His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i dont even know how to be here
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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