Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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