your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Define "chronic" masturbator.
you would pick up someone in the library
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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