Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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