So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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