Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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