Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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