Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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