Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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