You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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