I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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