yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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