A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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