PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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