I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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