i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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