I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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