i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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