please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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