I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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