I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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