i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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