I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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