ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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