he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just want nice things and good sex
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
