You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
