What a fucking waste of an outfit
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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