btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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