Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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