There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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