Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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