He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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