Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Can I color on your dick again?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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