Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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