so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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