How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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