so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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