i barfeds in our rink
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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