today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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