so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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