i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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