Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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