Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
