dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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