porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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