After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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